About Here for the Wrong Reasons

A sexy new podcast giving you the most dramatic scoops and commentary on Bachelor Nation.

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    We asked, and you delivered, by asking! You sent us great questions, and we answer some of them here! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Anna and Ryan answer your burning questions and reveal their lists!

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  • We asked, and you delivered, by asking! You sent us...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Finale: Caelynn loves van life. Jordan is a little bitch. JPJ doth once again quoth Shakespeare. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    It's all over but the two hours of reunion special.

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Finale: Caelynn loves van life....
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    Bachelor in Paradise S6 Episodes 11-12: Dean and Caelynn ride off into the sunset. The sun sets on JPJ and Tayshia. Matt Donald's mom is probably disappointed in her son. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    The party is coming to an end in Paradise (except for that poor kid's birthday party that Dylan and Hannah crash). 

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  • Bachelor in Paradise S6 Episodes 11-12: Dean and Caelynn ride...
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    BIP Season 6 Episodes 9-10: JPJ catches a fish with his bare hands, and somehow manages to catch Tayshia. Mike Johnson and Sydney break up, but we get no information about that. Instead, we have to watch Clay, Derek, and Blake sulk. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Clay cracks under the pressure of having Angela around, while Matt Donald's voice cracks. 

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  • BIP Season 6 Episodes 9-10: JPJ catches a fish with...
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    BIP Season 6 Episodes 7-8: JPJ hits a low point. Dean hits the road. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    The feathers fly when the whole gaggle gets together for the Goose's wedding! 

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  • BIP Season 6 Episodes 7-8: JPJ hits a low point....
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    BIP Season 6 5-6: Kristina is bad at torture. Demi must choose between Derek and Kristian. Dean still has a mustache. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Jordan and Christian throw down, JPJ and Chris throw up, and Nicole's singing makes us want to throw up. 

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  • BIP Season 6 5-6: Kristina is bad at torture. Demi...
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    BIP 6 3-4: Dylan and Cam mope. Jordan likes putting words together in ways that make sense but don't make sense. Tayshia does not appreciate getting sucked into the Blake and Hannah drama. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Dean and his mustache leave their van down by the river to join Paradise. 

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    BIP S6E1-2: Kevin has gotten ripped. Kristina rips Blake a new one. Cam wears a leopard print shirt, which everyone wants to rip off. The internet fails Anna and Ryan, who could not find a clip of Denise Richards pretending to drown on Saved by the Bell.

    Always Beach Cam

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  • BIP S6E1-2: Kevin has gotten ripped. Kristina rips Blake a...
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    Ryan and Anna got a real, awesome sponsor! “Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel & Ali” takes fans behind the scenes with all things Bachelor Nation-related in the first ever official Bachelor podcast. 

    Check out our promo for the brand new podcast Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel and Ali

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  • Ryan and Anna got a real, awesome sponsor! “Bachelor Happy...
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    Hannah Season Finale + After the Final Rose: Jed brings his fucking guitar to the proposal. Tyler does no wrong, but still ends up without Hannah. Or does he....? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Hannah choose Jed, then dumps his ass thanks to the tireless, intrepid journalists at People magazine. 

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  • Hannah Season Finale + After the Final Rose: Jed brings...
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    Hannah The Men Tell All: This episode is full of Luke P.'s shit and two great moments: Hannah moving the rose stand and JPJ throwing chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    The Luke P. show is over, so settle in for two hours of the Luke P. show. 

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  • Hannah The Men Tell All: This episode is full of...
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    Hannah E10: In a shocking turn of events, Hannah fucks Peter in a windmill but doesn't fuck Tyler C at all. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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    Peter is the windmill fucker, while Luke P is just a fucker.

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  • Peter is the windmill fucker, while Luke P is just...
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    Hannah E9: Peter's dad rocks a stache. Tyler C and Hannah rock out. Hannah rocks the boat with her rose ceremony decision. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Did you guys know that Luke P. talked to God in the shower? 

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  • Hannah E9: Peter's dad rocks a stache. Tyler C and...
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    Hannah E8: Anna and Ryan broadcast on the road from Seattle, but in Amsterdam, it's a different city but the same old Luke P drama. Meanwhile, Connor is surprisingly still on the show, until he isn't. #MikeforBachelor. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Luke P. turns to prop comedy in a moment worthy of Carrot Top. 

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  • Hannah E8: Anna and Ryan broadcast on the road from...
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    Hannah E7: Hannah and Garrett go nude bungee jumping. Luke is totally cool with it... NOT! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Anna and Ryan are late to the party, but once again there's no cocktail party. 

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  • Hannah E7: Hannah and Garrett go nude bungee jumping. Luke...
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    Hannah E6: Luke P has names in his mouth, and Garrett has height to his hair. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    It's a fucking Bachlorette clip show. 

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  • Hannah E6: Luke P has names in his mouth, and...
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    Hannah E5: Farewell, John Paul Jones. Hello, Scotland! Hello there, pool table make out session!! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Hannah finds that emotions are the most elusive thing about the Luke Ness Monster. 

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  • Hannah E5: Farewell, John Paul Jones. Hello, Scotland! Hello there,...
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    Hannah E4: Hannah shouts the famous revolutionary war cry "No taxation, no representation!!" Tyler C is a big time griller, big time chiller. Ryan does not remember how The Great Gatsby ends. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    It's Luke P vs Luke S in the most boring rugby fight in history. 

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  • Hannah E4: Hannah shouts the famous revolutionary war cry "No...
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    Hannah E3: Jed and Hannah make a wish by chucking a chicken nugget, while John Paul Jones eats chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Anna and Ryan learn what "Weird Flex but ok" means. 

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  • Hannah E3: Jed and Hannah make a wish by chucking...
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    Hannah E2: John Paul Jones rides a unicycle into our hearts. Tyler C. wears a sexy grandpa sweater. Kevin throws nuggets at Cam. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    A.B.C.: Annoyance backfires, Cam!

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    Hannah's Season E1: Mike Johnson has a strong name. Luke has a divine experience. Scott has a girlfriend. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Tyler dances all over the competition, while the Box King gets dethroned. 

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  • Hannah's Season E1: Mike Johnson has a strong name. Luke...
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    <p>Colton Finale!!! Colton doesn't know if he's making the right decision. Hannah G drops some F bombs. Colton (probably) loses his virginity. Colton's dad has BDE. Air Supply performs. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Colton's season concludes with two nights of drama that could have easily fit into one night. 

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  • <p>Colton Finale!!! Colton doesn't know if he's making the right...
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    Colton E9: COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! 

    The moment you've been living for has finally arrived: Colton jumped the fence! 

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  • Colton E9: COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!!...
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    Colton E8: Colton and Caelynn fry cookies and butter. Colton learns the proper way to butter bread. Hannah G. raps. Every dad is skeptical. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Come for the clever commentary, stay for the scolding lectures on the patriarchy!!

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  • Colton E8: Colton and Caelynn fry cookies and butter. Colton...
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    Colton E7: Ben Higgins replaces Chris Harrison. Tayshia, Colton, and Sniper the dog share an ice cream cone. Hannah B. is a poet and we didn't know it. Heather rides the rails to escape Colton. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Colton's dad is the Underwood that America has been waiting for!

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  • Colton E7: Ben Higgins replaces Chris Harrison. Tayshia, Colton, and...
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    Colton E6! It's the drama of the century! Sydney wants something real and something magical, and surprisingly, Colton cannot deliver. Hannah G's mom is a badass. Demi gets a no no from Coco. Follow us @forwrongreasons. 

    Hannah G and Colton make out, Demi's mom gets out, and Demi is just out. 

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  • Colton E6! It's the drama of the century! Sydney wants...
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    Colton E5: Heather is just wearing overalls. We get disturbing close ups of Colton's mouth. Nicole grabs an eel. Sydney is still on the show, and needs her weeds whacked. Kirpa is wearing a band aid. Follow us @forwrongreasons. 

    Extra Extra! Elyse is a ghost, and Heather is a Duggar! 

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  • Colton E5: Heather is just wearing overalls. We get disturbing...
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    Colton E4: Singapore has lights and buildings. Demi's rose sends a message to her haters. The show actually handles a sensitive topic sensitively. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Hannah B. eats a fish eye, and swallows her pride. 

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  • Colton E4: Singapore has lights and buildings. Demi's rose sends...
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    Colton's Season Episode 3: Colton is tied up, blindfolded, and spanked. Heather stirs the pot. Terry Crews is 50 years old! 

    Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Hannah B feels befumbled, but she is not deceitful and manipulative - just freakin trust her. 

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  • Colton's Season Episode 3: Colton is tied up, blindfolded, and...
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    Colton's Season E2: Demi dares to touch the rose. Tracy feels sick to her stomach. Hannah can't give a toast on her golden birthday. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Sydney bangs pots and pans, but Demi's the one causing the real ruckus at the cocktail party. 

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  • Colton's Season E2: Demi dares to touch the rose. Tracy...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale!! Joe and Kendall freak out. The Goose wears white jeans. Jordan and Jenna live happily ever after (until one day after the show ends). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale!! Joe and Kendall freak...
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    BIP 5 Episodes 9-10: Colton goes home to become the Bachelor. Scallops rises from the sea like Venus. Or like a scallop. New Zealand Jordan did not come here to fuck spiders. Eric follows the cheese home.

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  • BIP 5 Episodes 9-10: Colton goes home to become the...
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    BIP 5 7-8: Krystal's butt is unreal. Jubilee gets the shaft from John and this show. Jordan drags his dick all over Benoit's baguette. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • BIP 5 7-8: Krystal's butt is unreal. Jubilee gets the...
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    Bachelor in Paradise S5 E5-6: Chris tries to gaslight Tia. Everyone is getting blurred. John makes the right choice.

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  • Bachelor in Paradise S5 E5-6: Chris tries to gaslight Tia....
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    Bachelor in Paradise S5 E3-4: Jenna is wearing a black box over her ass. Caroline is wearing a kimino with nothing underneath. Jordan is fucking Mr. Rogers.

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  • Bachelor in Paradise S5 E3-4: Jenna is wearing a black...
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    Bachelor in Paradise S5 E1: David wants to marry his mom. Colton is this season's fuck boy. Watch out for the Goose gang!

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  • Bachelor in Paradise S5 E1: David wants to marry his...
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    Bachelorette S14 Finale: Thank god it's over.

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  • Bachelorette S14 Finale: Thank god it's over.
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    Bachelorette S14 E10: Grocery Joe is back in stock! Jordan has billboards up in everybody's minds. Chris apologizes via gospel choir. Ryan still doesn't understand BDE. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: The Bachelorette Bachelor Nation.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E10: Grocery Joe is back in stock! Jordan...
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    Bachelorette S14 E9: In a culturally sensitive episode, Blake and Becca try not to paw at each other on sacred temple grounds. Poor Jason gets cut by Beckster. Garrett and Becca are wild and crazy together.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E9: In a culturally sensitive episode, Blake and...
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    Bachelorette S14 E8: Becca thinks Garrett's tractor is sexy. Jason's mom is not sincere. Who sings for Becca. Tia is a total Weiner. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E8: Becca thinks Garrett's tractor is sexy. Jason's...
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    Bachelorette S14 E7: Colton really knows how to work that conch, or does he? Garrett and Becca have more fun than any couple on the planet. Blake drops the L word. Leo has BDE, but not a rose. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E7: Colton really knows how to work that...
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    Bachelorette S14 E6: Virginia is for lovers. Jason is still Andrew Keegan. Chris misuses "literally" in the worst possible way. Leo is Anna's sun and stars. Did we mention that Virginia is for lovers? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E6: Virginia is for lovers. Jason is still...
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    Bachelorette S14, E5: It's Vegas, Baby! Someone rubs a pillow on their face. Colton and Becca visit the Virgin River. It's Wayne Fucking Newton, or is it Wayne Frickin Newton? David can't enjoy silence. Wills is our hero. Did we mention they're in Vegas? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelorette S14, E5: It's Vegas, Baby! Someone rubs a pillow...
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    S14 E4: David's face looks like a Picasso. Garrett yada yada yadas marriage and divorce. Johnny Tsunami gets really nervous around girls, but then gets the golden ax. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • S14 E4: David's face looks like a Picasso. Garrett yada...
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    Bachelorette S14 E3: David makes a bitch move. Jordan is in his element. Richard Marx is relevant again. Trump and Kim Jong Un shake hands.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E3: David makes a bitch move. Jordan is...
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    Bachelorette S14 E2: Lincoln and Connor fight over a picture. Becca and Blake smash shit up. Garrett is still a monster on Instagram.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E2: Lincoln and Connor fight over a picture....
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    Bachelorette S14 E1: Jordan is the pensive male. Garrett is a terrible human being. Becca is boring. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E1: Jordan is the pensive male. Garrett is...
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    Arie's Season Finale! Becca and Arie are ready to do the damn thing, but then they do not. Chris Harrison pretends to cry. What is the difference between Holland and the Netherlands? We have no idea. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Arie's Season Finale! Becca and Arie are ready to do...
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    Bachelor S23 E9-10. The glam-shaming continues on the Women Tell All. Then the gang heads to Peru for some fantasy suite (and fantasy yurt) action! Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelor S23 E9-10. The glam-shaming continues on the Women Tell...
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    Bachelor S23E8: We meet Kendall and Kylie, but not the ones you think. Arie doesn't know how to pick apples. Ryan suggests unpatriotic pigs in a blanket. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelor S23E8: We meet Kendall and Kylie, but not the...

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