About Here for the Wrong Reasons

A sexy new podcast giving you the most dramatic commentary on Bachelor Nation. Join hosts Anna and Ryan for spoiler-free breakdowns of the break downs, antics, shenanigans, and scandals of your favorite and least favorite Bachelor personalities, like Pilot Pete, Colton, Hannah B, Hannah G, and a bunch of other Hannahs. Your hosts provide insight, playful bickering, and off-key singing as they discuss who has Big Dick Energy and who's just a big dick.

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    Peter E7: Peter contemplates the symbolism of a windmill painting. Madison wants a spiritual leader. Natasha is intense. Peter and Kelsey actually have fun. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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    Peter E6: Hannah Ann and Peter dance terribly, but some horses dance beautifully. Mykenna is falls madly in love with who she is. Peter falls madly in love with meat. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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    Peter E5: Hello Alayah! Goodbye, Alayah! We finally learn the (very lame) truth behind Peter's facial mishap. Kelley is a female candle melting away from Peter's male candle. Tammy is crazy, yo! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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    Peter E4: Victoria F. chased Chase Rice. The women literally kill each other in the Bachelor Bowl. The ghost of Alayah returns! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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    Peter E3: Peter line dances his way into Victoria P's heart. Champagne-gate gets replaced by Champain and Killer. Sydney thinks that a reality-show contestant might be fake. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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    Peter E2: Kelsey cries not once but twice in the bathroom. One group date REVOLVES around subtle product placement from a very exciting clothing line! Victoria F. and Hannah Ann have a Zoolander-style walk off. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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    Peter E1: Hannah Ann does some serious Bachelor judo, probably because she looks like Susan Ward, start of Malibu Shores, Sunset Beach, the In-Crowd, and Wild Things 2. Maurissa waxes vaginas, but Peter's mom and dad wax eloquent when renewing their wedding vows. We learn the scandalous truth that Peter and Hannah B only did it 3 plus 1 times in the windmill. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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    Just in time for the holidays, Anna and Ryan answer more fan questions in this special festive episode! We tackle the tough topics, like why ABC didn't choose Mike as The Bachelor, our dream podcast guests, how Bachelor in Paradise could get a revamp, and the hottest characters in the bible! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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    We asked, and you answered, by asking questions, which we answered! You sent us great questions, and we answer some of them here! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Anna and Ryan answer your burning questions and reveal their lists!

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  • We asked, and you answered, by asking questions, which we...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Finale: Caelynn loves van life. Jordan is a little bitch. JPJ doth once again quotheth Shakespeare. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    It's all over but the two hours of reunion special.

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Finale: Caelynn loves van life....
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    Bachelor in Paradise S6 Episodes 11-12: Dean and Caelynn ride off into the sunset. The sun sets on JPJ and Tayshia. Matt Donald's mom is probably disappointed in her son. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    The party is coming to an end in Paradise (except for that poor kid's birthday party that Dylan and Hannah crash). 

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  • Bachelor in Paradise S6 Episodes 11-12: Dean and Caelynn ride...
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    BIP Season 6 Episodes 9-10: JPJ catches a fish with his bare hands, and somehow manages to catch Tayshia. Mike Johnson and Sydney break up, but we get no information about that. Instead, we have to watch Clay, Derek, and Blake sulk. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Clay cracks under the pressure of having Angela around, while Matt Donald's voice cracks. 

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  • BIP Season 6 Episodes 9-10: JPJ catches a fish with...
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    BIP Season 6 Episodes 7-8: JPJ hits a low point. Dean hits the road. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    The feathers fly when the whole gaggle gets together for the Goose's wedding! 

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  • BIP Season 6 Episodes 7-8: JPJ hits a low point....
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    BIP Season 6 5-6: Kristina is bad at torture. Demi must choose between Derek and Kristian. Dean still has a mustache. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Jordan and Christian throw down, JPJ and Chris throw up, and Nicole's singing makes us want to throw up. 

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  • BIP Season 6 5-6: Kristina is bad at torture. Demi...
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    BIP 6 3-4: Dylan and Cam mope. Jordan likes putting words together in ways that make sense but don't make sense. Tayshia does not appreciate getting sucked into the Blake and Hannah drama. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Dean and his mustache leave their van down by the river to join Paradise. 

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  • BIP 6 3-4: Dylan and Cam mope. Jordan likes putting...
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    BIP S6E1-2: Kevin has gotten ripped. Kristina rips Blake a new one. Cam wears a leopard print shirt, which everyone wants to rip off. The internet fails Anna and Ryan, who could not find a clip of Denise Richards pretending to drown on Saved by the Bell.

    Always Beach Cam

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  • BIP S6E1-2: Kevin has gotten ripped. Kristina rips Blake a...
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    Ryan and Anna got a real, awesome sponsor! “Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel & Ali” takes fans behind the scenes with all things Bachelor Nation-related in the first ever official Bachelor podcast. 

    Check out our promo for the brand new podcast Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel and Ali

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  • Ryan and Anna got a real, awesome sponsor! “Bachelor Happy...
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    Hannah Season Finale + After the Final Rose: Jed brings his fucking guitar to the proposal. Tyler does no wrong, but still ends up without Hannah. Or does he....? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Hannah choose Jed, then dumps his ass thanks to the tireless, intrepid journalists at People magazine. 

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  • Hannah Season Finale + After the Final Rose: Jed brings...
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    Hannah The Men Tell All: This episode is full of Luke P.'s shit and two great moments: Hannah moving the rose stand and JPJ throwing chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    The Luke P. show is over, so settle in for two hours of the Luke P. show. 

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  • Hannah The Men Tell All: This episode is full of...
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    Hannah E10: In a shocking turn of events, Hannah fucks Peter in a windmill but doesn't fuck Tyler C at all. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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    Hannah E9: Peter's dad rocks a stache. Tyler C and Hannah rock out. Hannah rocks the boat with her rose ceremony decision. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Did you guys know that Luke P. talked to God in the shower? 

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    Hannah E8: Anna and Ryan broadcast on the road from Seattle, but in Amsterdam, it's a different city but the same old Luke P drama. Meanwhile, Connor is surprisingly still on the show, until he isn't. #MikeforBachelor. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Luke P. turns to prop comedy in a moment worthy of Carrot Top. 

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    Hannah E7: Hannah and Garrett go nude bungee jumping. Luke is totally cool with it... NOT! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Anna and Ryan are late to the party, but once again there's no cocktail party. 

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  • Hannah E7: Hannah and Garrett go nude bungee jumping. Luke...
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    Hannah E6: Luke P has names in his mouth, and Garrett has height to his hair. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    It's a fucking Bachlorette clip show. 

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  • Hannah E6: Luke P has names in his mouth, and...
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    Hannah E5: Farewell, John Paul Jones. Hello, Scotland! Hello there, pool table make out session!! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Hannah finds that emotions are the most elusive thing about the Luke Ness Monster. 

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    Hannah E4: Hannah shouts the famous revolutionary war cry "No taxation, no representation!!" Tyler C is a big time griller, big time chiller. Ryan does not remember how The Great Gatsby ends. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    It's Luke P vs Luke S in the most boring rugby fight in history. 

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    Hannah E3: Jed and Hannah make a wish by chucking a chicken nugget, while John Paul Jones eats chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Anna and Ryan learn what "Weird Flex but ok" means. 

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  • Hannah E3: Jed and Hannah make a wish by chucking...
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    Hannah E2: John Paul Jones rides a unicycle into our hearts. Tyler C. wears a sexy grandpa sweater. Kevin throws nuggets at Cam. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    A.B.C.: Annoyance backfires, Cam!

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  • Hannah E2: John Paul Jones rides a unicycle into our...
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    Hannah's Season E1: Mike Johnson has a strong name. Luke has a divine experience. Scott has a girlfriend. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Tyler dances all over the competition, while the Box King gets dethroned. 

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  • Hannah's Season E1: Mike Johnson has a strong name. Luke...
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    <p>Colton Finale!!! Colton doesn't know if he's making the right decision. Hannah G drops some F bombs. Colton (probably) loses his virginity. Colton's dad has BDE. Air Supply performs. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Colton's season concludes with two nights of drama that could have easily fit into one night. 

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  • <p>Colton Finale!!! Colton doesn't know if he's making the right...
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    Colton E9: COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! 

    The moment you've been living for has finally arrived: Colton jumped the fence! 

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  • Colton E9: COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!!...
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    Colton E8: Colton and Caelynn fry cookies and butter. Colton learns the proper way to butter bread. Hannah G. raps. Every dad is skeptical. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Come for the clever commentary, stay for the scolding lectures on the patriarchy!!

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  • Colton E8: Colton and Caelynn fry cookies and butter. Colton...
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    Colton E7: Ben Higgins replaces Chris Harrison. Tayshia, Colton, and Sniper the dog share an ice cream cone. Hannah B. is a poet and we didn't know it. Heather rides the rails to escape Colton. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Colton's dad is the Underwood that America has been waiting for!

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  • Colton E7: Ben Higgins replaces Chris Harrison. Tayshia, Colton, and...
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    Colton E6! It's the drama of the century! Sydney wants something real and something magical, and surprisingly, Colton cannot deliver. Hannah G's mom is a badass. Demi gets a no no from Coco. Follow us @forwrongreasons. 

    Hannah G and Colton make out, Demi's mom gets out, and Demi is just out. 

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  • Colton E6! It's the drama of the century! Sydney wants...
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    Colton E5: Heather is just wearing overalls. We get disturbing close ups of Colton's mouth. Nicole grabs an eel. Sydney is still on the show, and needs her weeds whacked. Kirpa is wearing a band aid. Follow us @forwrongreasons. 

    Extra Extra! Elyse is a ghost, and Heather is a Duggar! 

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  • Colton E5: Heather is just wearing overalls. We get disturbing...
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    Colton E4: Singapore has lights and buildings. Demi's rose sends a message to her haters. The show actually handles a sensitive topic sensitively. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Hannah B. eats a fish eye, and swallows her pride. 

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  • Colton E4: Singapore has lights and buildings. Demi's rose sends...
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    Colton's Season Episode 3: Colton is tied up, blindfolded, and spanked. Heather stirs the pot. Terry Crews is 50 years old! 

    Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Hannah B feels befumbled, but she is not deceitful and manipulative - just freakin trust her. 

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  • Colton's Season Episode 3: Colton is tied up, blindfolded, and...
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    Colton's Season E2: Demi dares to touch the rose. Tracy feels sick to her stomach. Hannah can't give a toast on her golden birthday. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

    Sydney bangs pots and pans, but Demi's the one causing the real ruckus at the cocktail party. 

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  • Colton's Season E2: Demi dares to touch the rose. Tracy...
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    Colton's Season Premiere! Who watches the watch parties? Bachelor Nation, that's who. Get ready for a bunch of bad virgin jokes from Chris Harrison and Ryan. Plus a sloth.... bit .... drags.... on ..... too ..... long. 


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  • Colton's Season Premiere! Who watches the watch parties? Bachelor Nation,...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale!! Joe and Kendall freak out. The Goose wears white jeans. Jordan and Jenna live happily ever after (until one day after the show ends). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale!! Joe and Kendall freak...
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    BIP 5 Episodes 9-10: Colton goes home to become the Bachelor. Scallops rises from the sea like Venus. Or like a scallop. New Zealand Jordan did not come here to fuck spiders. Eric follows the cheese home.

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  • BIP 5 Episodes 9-10: Colton goes home to become the...
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    BIP 5 7-8: Krystal's butt is unreal. Jubilee gets the shaft from John and this show. Jordan drags his dick all over Benoit's baguette. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • BIP 5 7-8: Krystal's butt is unreal. Jubilee gets the...
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    Bachelor in Paradise S5 E5-6: Chris tries to gaslight Tia. Everyone is getting blurred. John makes the right choice.

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  • Bachelor in Paradise S5 E5-6: Chris tries to gaslight Tia....
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    Bachelor in Paradise S5 E3-4: Jenna is wearing a black box over her ass. Caroline is wearing a kimino with nothing underneath. Jordan is fucking Mr. Rogers.

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  • Bachelor in Paradise S5 E3-4: Jenna is wearing a black...
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    Bachelor in Paradise S5 E1: David wants to marry his mom. Colton is this season's fuck boy. Watch out for the Goose gang!

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  • Bachelor in Paradise S5 E1: David wants to marry his...
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    Bachelorette S14 Finale: Thank god it's over.

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  • Bachelorette S14 Finale: Thank god it's over.
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    Bachelorette S14 E10: Grocery Joe is back in stock! Jordan has billboards up in everybody's minds. Chris apologizes via gospel choir. Ryan still doesn't understand BDE. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: The Bachelorette Bachelor Nation.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E10: Grocery Joe is back in stock! Jordan...
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    Bachelorette S14 E9: In a culturally sensitive episode, Blake and Becca try not to paw at each other on sacred temple grounds. Poor Jason gets cut by Beckster. Garrett and Becca are wild and crazy together.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E9: In a culturally sensitive episode, Blake and...
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    Bachelorette S14 E8: Becca thinks Garrett's tractor is sexy. Jason's mom is not sincere. Who sings for Becca. Tia is a total Weiner. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E8: Becca thinks Garrett's tractor is sexy. Jason's...
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    Bachelorette S14 E7: Colton really knows how to work that conch, or does he? Garrett and Becca have more fun than any couple on the planet. Blake drops the L word. Leo has BDE, but not a rose. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E7: Colton really knows how to work that...
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    Bachelorette S14 E6: Virginia is for lovers. Jason is still Andrew Keegan. Chris misuses "literally" in the worst possible way. Leo is Anna's sun and stars. Did we mention that Virginia is for lovers? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E6: Virginia is for lovers. Jason is still...
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    Bachelorette S14, E5: It's Vegas, Baby! Someone rubs a pillow on their face. Colton and Becca visit the Virgin River. It's Wayne Fucking Newton, or is it Wayne Frickin Newton? David can't enjoy silence. Wills is our hero. Did we mention they're in Vegas? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelorette S14, E5: It's Vegas, Baby! Someone rubs a pillow...
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    S14 E4: David's face looks like a Picasso. Garrett yada yada yadas marriage and divorce. Johnny Tsunami gets really nervous around girls, but then gets the golden ax. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • S14 E4: David's face looks like a Picasso. Garrett yada...
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    Bachelorette S14 E3: David makes a bitch move. Jordan is in his element. Richard Marx is relevant again. Trump and Kim Jong Un shake hands.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E3: David makes a bitch move. Jordan is...
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    Bachelorette S14 E2: Lincoln and Connor fight over a picture. Becca and Blake smash shit up. Garrett is still a monster on Instagram.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E2: Lincoln and Connor fight over a picture....
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    Bachelorette S14 E1: Jordan is the pensive male. Garrett is a terrible human being. Becca is boring. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelorette S14 E1: Jordan is the pensive male. Garrett is...
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    Arie's Season Finale! Becca and Arie are ready to do the damn thing, but then they do not. Chris Harrison pretends to cry. What is the difference between Holland and the Netherlands? We have no idea. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Arie's Season Finale! Becca and Arie are ready to do...
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    Bachelor S23 E9-10. The glam-shaming continues on the Women Tell All. Then the gang heads to Peru for some fantasy suite (and fantasy yurt) action! Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelor S23 E9-10. The glam-shaming continues on the Women Tell...
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    Bachelor S23E8: We meet Kendall and Kylie, but not the ones you think. Arie doesn't know how to pick apples. Ryan suggests unpatriotic pigs in a blanket. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelor S23E8: We meet Kendall and Kylie, but not the...
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    Bachelor S23 E7: Allora! Arie is so happy about Lauren saying she is falling in love with him that he gets up and walks away. Arie impresses Italians with his Pizza Hut skills. Anna and Ryan don't know anything about the Vagina Monologues. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • Bachelor S23 E7: Allora! Arie is so happy about Lauren...
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    Bachelor S22 E6: Welcome to Paris, man! Lauren B says "Wow!" Krystal gets cut. We can't remember all of the singers in the Moulin Rouge version of Lady Marmalade. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • Bachelor S22 E6: Welcome to Paris, man! Lauren B says...
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    Bachelor S22 E5: Arie and the ladies go to the sexy, cool city of Fort Lauderdale. The girls go bowling, and shit gets real. Arie and Tia see a gator. Tia wears jean shorts the button up the front. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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    The Bachelor S22 E4: Around the world, starting with South Lake Tahoe! All the girls are living in a false reality, according to Krystal. Bekah is 22. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • The Bachelor S22 E4: Around the world, starting with South...
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    Bachelor 22 Episode 3: Arie is boring. Kenny "Pretty Boy" Pitbull is back for an all-too-brief cameo. Bekah gets excused from third period biology to attend the show. Annaliese reveals more trauma. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • Bachelor 22 Episode 3: Arie is boring. Kenny "Pretty Boy"...
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    Season 22, Episode 2: Arie is a 50s greaser. He lives in Scottsdale but also in the bubble. We meet a victim of bumper car trauma, America's biggest epidemic. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • Season 22, Episode 2: Arie is a 50s greaser. He...
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    Bachelor 22, Ep 1: We're off to the races and putting both feet on the ignition! Arie starts the most important race of his life. Chelsea steals the show, and the man. Amber uses ambiguous profanity. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • Bachelor 22, Ep 1: We're off to the races and...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Finale! It all ends here.... or does it? It does.


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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Finale! It all ends here.......
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 7-8. Kristina and Dean are in a Cold War. We dig deep with Diggy. Blake still hates Whaboom. Raven explains a joke. The twins are parodies of themselves... or are they? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: Bachelor in Paradise Bachelor Nation


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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 7-8. Kristina and Dean...
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    BIP Season 3 Eps 5-6: Does the crab smell like the hot tub, or does the hot tub smell like crab? Robby fills the hottub with glow sticks. Derek gets in hot water with Taylor. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.Tags: Bachelor in Paradise Bachelor Nation


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  • BIP Season 3 Eps 5-6: Does the crab smell like...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 3, Ep 3-4. The bros are bro-ing out. We get to hear Adam talk. Ben Z still has a dog. Dean fails the Bachelor interview. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 3, Ep 3-4. The bros are...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Premiere! Robbie is an influencer. Ben Z misses his dog. We waste 45 minutes on Evan and Carly's wedding. We don't really get answers, but things become an after school special. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Premiere! Robbie is an influencer....
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    Season 13 Finale! The least surprising finale ever, but also the most depressing! Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • Season 13 Finale! The least surprising finale ever, but also...
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    Season 13 Men Tell All: Lee eventually denounces his racist half-tweet... eventually. Demario demands ocular evidence. Dean makes an ocular impression with his bedazzled camo suit jacket. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: TheBachelorette Bachelor Nation


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  • Season 13 Men Tell All: Lee eventually denounces his racist...
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    S13 E9: Where's Rachel's Dad? Who cares about anything else? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.Tags: TheBachelorette Bachelor Nation


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  • S13 E9: Where's Rachel's Dad? Who cares about anything else?...
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    S13 E8: Shit gets real on the hometown dates, but Peter's salt and pepper hair is the realest thing of all. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • S13 E8: Shit gets real on the hometown dates, but...
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    S13 E7: Brian gets a swatch watch! Dean is awkward. We don't learn what Rachel's favorite dinosaur is. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • S13 E7: Brian gets a swatch watch! Dean is awkward....
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    S13 E 5-6: Jack Stone is a serial killer. Lee is a snake. Will is just not that into Rachel. Anna and Ryan have terrible Swedish accents. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • S13 E 5-6: Jack Stone is a serial killer. Lee...
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    S13E4: Lee is a bitch. Chris Harrison can make anything happen. ANYTHING. Dean is afraid of blimps. Lee remains a bitch. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • S13E4: Lee is a bitch. Chris Harrison can make anything...
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    Bachelorette S13 E3: Jonathan has giant fake hands. Alex pours his legs into Hammer pants. Eric's name is in everyone's mouths. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • Bachelorette S13 E3: Jonathan has giant fake hands. Alex pours...
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    Bachelorette S13 E2: There's a dog party! Demario is a dog. And did we mention that there's a dog party?Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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    Bachelorette S13 E1: There's a tickle monster on the loose. And a creepy doll. But everyone has a little Whaboom in them. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • Bachelorette S13 E1: There's a tickle monster on the loose....
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    Season 21 Finale! Nick's parents can't take anymore of this. Nick struggles to find the word for making something less romantic. Santa! Puppies! Plus After the Final Rose blah blah blah.Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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  • Season 21 Finale! Nick's parents can't take anymore of this....
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    S21 E11. Raven starts the episode with a climax! Vanessa continues to be from Canada. Spoiler alert from a month ago: Rachel gets cut (for no damn reason). The women tell very little. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.


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    S21E9: In this extra sexy episode, Andi encourages Nick to sleep with everyone while Corinne just falls asleep. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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    S21 E8. Raven goes frog-gigging. Nick struggles to eat an olive. Vanessa's dad DOES NOT give his blessing. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • S21 E8. Raven goes frog-gigging. Nick struggles to eat an...
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    S21 E7: Danielle M. is so playful. Corinne shows her sex charm. Follow us @forwrongreasons and at hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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  • S21 E7: Danielle M. is so playful. Corinne shows her...
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    S21 E6: Taylor returns from the swamp. Vanessa likes CHOCOLATE! and VANILLA! ice cream! Whitney is the ghost!

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  • S21 E6: Taylor returns from the swamp. Vanessa likes CHOCOLATE!...
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    S21 E5: Nick eats a beignet! A ghost on the loose! Corinne and Taylor and voodoo!

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  • S21 E5: Nick eats a beignet! A ghost on the...
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    Season 21, Episode 4: Corinne wishes she were in a spa eating a nice taco instead of shoveling poopy. Raven is a total badass.

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  • Season 21, Episode 4: Corinne wishes she were in a...
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    Season 21 Episode 3: Corinne does her best Varsity Blues impression, while Dominique doesn't make the varsity squad.

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  • Season 21 Episode 3: Corinne does her best Varsity Blues...
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    S21 E2: Does Nick like topless women? We debate! Also, Liz really Liz Lemons her situation at the aptly named Museum of Broken Relationships.

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  • S21 E2: Does Nick like topless women? We debate! Also,...
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    S21 E1: Nick Viall has another chance at love, you have another chance at listening to our podcast! It's an exciting season! Trust falls! Camel hump puns! A women dressed as a shark insists she is a dolphin!

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  • S21 E1: Nick Viall has another chance at love, you...
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    Preview of Nick Viall's season of The Bachelor! We evaluate the girls! Plus our greatest fears will be revealed!! And we figure out how to pronounce Viall!

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  • Preview of Nick Viall's season of The Bachelor! We evaluate...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 9 & 10. The most dramatic season of the most dramatic show on television comes to its most dramatic conclusion ever. Who will get engaged? Who will go home heartbroken? Who will live and who will die? Plus, we welcome special guests David and Jessica!

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 9 & 10. The...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 7 & 8. Anna and Ryan are too annoyed with everyone to stay on topic.

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 7 & 8. Anna...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episode 6 & 7.Ashley I cries. Caila goes on a date with Bret. Or does she? Or doesn't she? Or does she? Ashley I cries.

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episode 6 & 7.Ashley I...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 4 & 5. Does Evan play dead to find a new life in love? Anna and Ryan can't decide. Plus Daniel shaves Vinny's back!

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 4 & 5. Does...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Eps 2 & 3. Evan needs to be less Evan-ish, but Anna is really grossed out by the "Sexy Six."

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Eps 2 & 3. Evan...
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    Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episode 1. Ryan and Anna are in Puerto Vallarty and they're ready to party!

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    We devour sweet potatoes and the sour drama of the latest Bachelorette!

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    Meet Anna and Ryan, your co-hosts, as they meet JoJo, the new Bachelorette!


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