Standards Are for Quitters
The Power of Gut-Driven Leadership
NOTE: Sarcasm in management, the eighth out of ten articles on the weird way to view leadership
Standards? Best practices? Benchmarks? Please, those are crutches for the unimaginative and the faint of heart. For the true leaders among us, standards are nothing more than speed bumps on the road to greatness. Why bog yourself down with “measurable goals” and “objective evaluations” when your gut instinct has already assured you that everything is unfolding exactly as it should?
Who Needs Standards When You’ve Got Unyielding Confidence?
Standards are just limits dressed up in fancy jargon. They’re the nagging voices of mediocrity whispering that maybe, just maybe, things could be better. But for leaders who know they’re always right, standards are irrelevant. The only real standard is your gut feeling. And if your gut says that what you’re doing is brilliant, why let arbitrary expectations stand in the way?
Benchmarks Are for People Who Doubt Themselves
Benchmarks serve only one purpose: to make people feel like they aren’t quite there yet. But real leaders don’t need those pesky reminders—they’re already there, wherever that is. Setting a benchmark would imply there’s something to reach for, some elusive “better” waiting to be achieved. But if you’re already at the peak of your powers, why waste time measuring? Go with your gut, because it never needs validation from anything as flimsy as numbers or data.
Best Practices? More Like Boring Practices
“Best practices” are just a collection of other people’s old ideas—predictable, tired, and downright uninspired. Why settle for doing what’s been done before when you can blaze a new trail entirely of your own invention? Your gut isn’t interested in what’s been proven to work; it’s interested in what feels right in the moment. Sure, it might look like chaos to the untrained eye, but to you, it’s pure, unfiltered genius.
Standards Just Get in the Way of Perfectly Good Spontaneity
A real gut-driven leader doesn’t waste time on rigid “rules” or “standards.” Planning is overrated, and sticking to a plan? Well, that’s just plain restrictive. After all, some of the best ideas come when you’re flying by the seat of your pants. Why agonize over rules when you can simply create your own rules as you go along? Gut-driven leadership means embracing the thrill of spontaneity and trusting that things will magically work out just fine.
Accountability Is Optional When You’re Always Right
Standards have this nasty habit of holding people accountable. But when you’re leading from the gut, accountability is a non-issue. Who needs to track performance or measure results when you’re absolutely certain that your decisions are golden? Accountability just slows things down, like dragging an anchor behind a perfectly good ship. Trust your gut, ignore the data, and let everyone else marvel at your boundless self-assurance.
If It Feels Right, It Must Be Right
Metrics and data are for people who lack intuition. If it feels right in your gut, then it is right. It’s an infallible system. Who cares if there’s no logical basis for a decision when it feels solid on a purely instinctual level? Numbers can be manipulated, trends can shift, but your gut? It’s a rock—an unyielding source of “truth” that requires no validation from anyone or anything else.
The Freedom of Gut-Driven Leadership
Imagine the freedom of leading without the weight of standards pressing down on you. There’s no red tape, no unnecessary second-guessing, just pure, unrestrained action. You make a decision, and that decision is final because your gut told you so. And since your gut is never wrong, why would you ever look back or reconsider? The freedom to ignore standards is a gift that only the truly enlightened leaders allow themselves.
In Summary: Who Needs Standards When You’ve Got Vision?
In a world obsessed with standards and benchmarks, you stand as a shining example of fearless leadership. Standards are for people who don’t trust their instincts; you, however, have chosen a higher path. Your gut is your compass, your barometer, and your guiding light. With this kind of unshakable self-assurance, who needs standards? The rest of the world is too busy tracking progress and measuring success, while you’re simply basking in the glory of your own gut-driven brilliance.
